We already know that your desk probably looks like a disaster area, but why not turn it into a crime scene instead? He is indeed dead, but that doesn't mean he's useless. Not only does repeatedly stabbing your pen into him reduce your stress level, but it helps you to keep that pesky pen from getting lost under the edge of your computer keyboard. Need someone to take your aggression out on? Well, he is the man!
Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing him through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, gone!
Technical Specifications
Features:
- Stab him all you want to pent out your frustration,
- He won't mind or retaliate,
- Silicone man lays there like a dead crime scene, - Holds your pen or pencil.
Dimensions:
- 12.5 x 7 cms
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